chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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