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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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