she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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