Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
