people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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