It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
