How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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