Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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