Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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