Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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