when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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