I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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