It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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