she was so not down for the gang bang
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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