Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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