I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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