Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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