just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
