I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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