Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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