lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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