what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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