Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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