The maid of honor just puked.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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