I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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