In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
whose ass print is on the piano?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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