It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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