I'll bet she douches with gravy.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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