I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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