I love black thongs
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
honey bunches of taint.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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