So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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