I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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