This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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