Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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