good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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