i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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