Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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