My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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