David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I want to fling myself into the sun
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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