Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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