? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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