He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
So. Much. Porn.
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