After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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