In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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