Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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