Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
These tits shall not be calmed
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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