I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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