I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
