apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Randomize
