My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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